Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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