I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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