Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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