On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Boobs speak an international language.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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