The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
where does the pee come out of this thing
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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