Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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