Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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