Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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