Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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