i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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