so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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