So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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