They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
one might say we're banned from that church
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My vagina just recognized that song.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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