I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
