Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
