Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Randomize
