I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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