there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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