Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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