just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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