we have pet lesbian snakes
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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