Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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