His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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