you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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