Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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