with your own penis?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
my liver is dry heaving
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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