she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
