my sisters under your porch take her home
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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