hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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