this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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