No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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