i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
not ubering you a puppy
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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