she was so not down for the gang bang
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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