i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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