Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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