its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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