Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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