Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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