dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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