this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
