I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You pole danced in your parka.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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