Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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