a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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