it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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