Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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