im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Holy shit dude........stairs
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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