I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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