belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
