New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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