My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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